I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical. All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot. He went through his eye exam, hearing test, etc. The nurse came into the exam room and started to ask me routine questions....Read More»
Why Men Are Best Friends
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home...Read More»
Heard on a public bus
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your...Read More»
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family...Read More»
Alex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife, Amanda asks why he doesn't include John Gumby in the games anymore. Alex asks, 'Would...Read More»
A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers.
His wife finally realized how bad it...Read More»
My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips."
I don't exercise at all.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them up higher on my body.
Source: Butlers...Read More»
Top Ten Reasons for Being a Soprano:
10) The rest of the choir exists just to make you look good.
9) You can entertain your friends by breaking their wine...Read More»
Dieting is a Weigh of Life
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days...Read More»
What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a financial problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Source: Butler...Read More»