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I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical. All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot. He went through his »

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Why Men Are Best Friends A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s »

Today’s Joke: October 17

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Heard on a public bus Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando. “When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.” “If you miss »

Today’s Joke: October 16

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Last Respects At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning »

Today’s Joke: October 15

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Alex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife, Amanda asks why he doesn’t include John Gumby in the games anymore. Alex asks, ‘Would you want to play with »

Today’s Joke: October 14

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A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it gotten when one »

Today’s Joke: October 13

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My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. “I look like Mom,” said my nine-year-old, “but I have Dad’s eyes and Dad’s lips.” The six-year-old said, “And I look just »

Today’s Joke: October 13

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I don’t exercise at all. If God had wanted me to touch my toes He would have put them up higher on my body. Source: Butlers Web »

Today’s Joke: October 12

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Top Ten Reasons for Being a Soprano: 10) The rest of the choir exists just to make you look good. 9) You can entertain your friends by breaking their wine glasses. 8) »

Today’s Joke: October 11

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Dieting is a Weigh of Life It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds. The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it »

Today’s Joke: October 10

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What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a financial problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. Source: Butler Web »