Distilling the Best of the Web.

Tuesday is “What is the world coming to?” Day:

The world’s newest fashion icon is a dashing homeless man. Meet, “Brother Sharp.”

Romeo and Juliet is being performed in real-time, on Twitter.

“Who’s the Boss?” star Tony Danza is teaching high school English.

If all this has you worried about the future of humanity, then consider “the ultimate underground shelter solution for surviving these uncertain times.”

And because you’re probably in need of something cute at this point: Troy the tawny owl is afraid of heights.