Sex and Candy

American researchers discover that Viagra may help prevent diabetes in seniors: You know what that means – no more guilt when enjoying those post-coital Werther’s Original candies!

Meanwhile, scientists discover a possible correlation between negative thoughts associated with aging and the onset of Alzheimer’s: When you’re feeling down, just close your eyes and repeat over and over, “More sex and less diabetes. More sex and less diabetes…”

Excerpted from the This Way Up monthly feature in Zoomer magazine.