Today’s Joke: Feb. 20
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Bumper stickers
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
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I brake for no apparent reason.
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Forget about world peace.
Visualize using your turn signal.
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No radio – already stolen.
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Caution! I drive like you do.
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Student Driver
Get the hell out of my way!
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OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
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Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
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All generalizations are false.
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I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
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Source: ButlerWebs Jokes