Today’s Joke: October 15

Alex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife, Amanda asks why he doesn’t include John Gumby in the games anymore. Alex asks, ‘Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?’

‘Of course I wouldn’t,’ states Amanda.

‘Well,’ mutters Alex, ‘neither does John Gumby.’