Yet Another…The Gores Divorce

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America’s least scandalous couple, Al and Tipper Gore have called time on their marriage, two weeks after celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary to boot.

Back in his days as Vice President, the Gores were considered wooden, bland and the bore Gores- decades later and not much has changed. The couple cited their split as “A mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration.” Yep. Not a whiff of a mistress, mister or any drunken rages or stints in rehab. In other words no blood and gore for this marriage gone kaput.