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Eighty-seven-year-old Ola Mae Agee was convicted of selling crack cocaine to an undercover cop last week. Agee had a drug business, selling out of her home in Pensacola, Fla.

After just 20 minutes of deliberation, a jury found Agee guilty and sentenced her to 18 months. Agee is surprisingly not America’s oldest crack dealer, though. A 96-year-old woman in North Carolina was caught selling crack out of her home in 2004.