Patrizia Gucci Prefers Jail to Work

How far would you go to avoid getting a job? According to the Daily Mail, Patrizia Gucci, aka “the Black Widow,” would rather spend hard time behind bars than putting in a hard day at the office. Gucci, 64, who is currently serving a 26-year sentence in a Milan jail for arranging the death of husband Maurizio Gucci in 1998, was recently granted parole but declined it. She told the parole board at the San Vittore jail, “No thanks as it would mean getting a job and I have never worked a day in my life.” Adding, “I would prefer to stay in my cell and water my plants.” This comes as no shock to anyone familiar with Gucci who has been quoted saying, “I’d rather cry in a Rolls than be happy on a bicycle.”