Joke of the day for August 14

Upon going away to university, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his mother because of his fondness for mashed potatoes. Later that semester, she asked him how the mixer was working for him.

“Not very good,” Terry said, “the potatoes keep flying all over the kitchen.”

After a perplexed pause, his mother asked, “Terry, did you cook the potatoes first?”