Joke of the day for November 2

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the elderly driver turned and said, “Look son, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living crap out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

“The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. I just retired and today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 45 years.”