Joke of the day for December 13

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers noticed and asked what happened.

Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”

“I never knew you played hockey.”

“I don’t,” said Andy. “I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup playoffs and put my foot through the television.”