Joke of the day for December 16
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbour protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”