Joke of the day for December 22

Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money!” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this — I’m a U.S. Congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the robber, “give me MY money!”