Joke of the day for March 7
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s raining. If the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is raining very hard.
If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong way, it’s windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it’s probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
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