Joke of the day for March 15
When they asked the two monocles why they never got together, they said they’d like to, but didn’t want to make spectacles of themselves.
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat? The Sheriff arrested him for rustling.
One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.
A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I’m the chip monk!
A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.
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