Joke of the day for March 20
Notice in a church parking lot. Trespassers will be baptised.
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.
No God – No Peace. Know God – Know Peace.
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
When the restaurant next to a chapel put out a big sign with red letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the chapel reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
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