Joke of the day for March 22

Two elderly guests, Martin and Chris, attended a party given by a business associate to mark his daughter’s engagement to a man she had been living with for three years, were grumbling about the decline in moral standards.

‘All these people sleeping together before they’re married,’ Martin muttered indignantly. ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?’

‘I don’t know,’ answered Chris thoughtfully. ‘What was her maiden name?’

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