Joke of the day for May 6
I had just reached the wicket to purchase tickets to an exhibit. My friend was counting out admission money when I noticed the DISCOUNT TO SENIORS sign overhead. Only then did it occur to me that I had qualified at my last birthday, the month before.
I was so excited at the prospect of a discount for the first time that I yelled out: “Wait. Don’t pay full price for me. I get a seniors’ discount!”