Joke of the day for October 4
Zoomer | October 4th, 2011
A guy is at the driving range having a heck of a day.
Everything thing he tries to hit he tops, balls only going about 20′ and burning worms the whole way. Finally disgusted, he turns to the pro on the range and mutters,” If I don’t connect with this one, I’m gonna jump in that lake and drown myself!”
Pro looks at him and says” I don’t think you can do it.”
“Why not” He asks.
Pro says “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long!”
Source: GolfJokes.com
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