Joke of the day for October 16

You know it is time to resume running when…
◦You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
◦Your children look through your wedding album and want to know who mom’s first husband was.
◦You get winded just saying the words “10 kilometer run”.
◦You come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.
◦You analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humour.
◦You step on a talking scale and it says, “Come back when you are alone”.

Source: Run the Planet

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