Joke of the day for December 7

Zoomer | December 7th, 2011

Did my morning exercise up 1,2,3, down 1,2,3 – then with my other eyelid.

Being part of the human race does not count as exercise.

Hey, I’m still maintaining last year’s New Years resolution of one sit-up per day – getting out of bed.

Been asked to run the London Marathon for charity but I’ve had to decline as I’ve no experience of organizing something that big.

I’m thinking of leaving my body to science. Even scientists need a good laugh now and then.

The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

I have signed up with a personal trainer to get ready for swimsuit season. Need to work on my leering.

I’ve been carbo-loading for the last 40 years in case I ever need to go on a 10,000 mile run.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

I’m on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I’ve only missed one day so far.

People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.

I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up weird ways to avoid physical exercise.

I’ve just spent an hour in a stationary car and am working my way up to a stationary bike.

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