Joke of the day for December 8
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.
“What will you do if I die before you do?” Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, “What will you do if I die first?”
He replied, “Probably, the same thing.”
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