Joke of the day for December 27

Everyone thinks I’m a hypochondriac – it makes me sick.

I have metal filling in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen and that’s why I can’t lose weight.

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

You think you have it bad. I got addicted to placebos.

Who are the most decent people in a hospital?
Answer: The ultrasound people.

I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.

Take the health warning about sodium intake with a pinch of salt.

You should consult my doctor, you won’t live to regret it.

I phoned the Weak Bladder Helpline about my problem. It’s 1p a minute.

With my health record, I should do well with a job application to work for the independent health regulator, Ofsick.

I’ve bought a bottle of sleeping tablets, on the label was: WARNING – may cause drowsiness.

Source: Dave Richardson’s One Liner Jokes

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