Joke of the day for December 27
Everyone thinks I’m a hypochondriac – it makes me sick.
I have metal filling in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen and that’s why I can’t lose weight.
Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.
You think you have it bad. I got addicted to placebos.
Who are the most decent people in a hospital?
Answer: The ultrasound people.
I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.
Take the health warning about sodium intake with a pinch of salt.
You should consult my doctor, you won’t live to regret it.
I phoned the Weak Bladder Helpline about my problem. It’s 1p a minute.
With my health record, I should do well with a job application to work for the independent health regulator, Ofsick.
I’ve bought a bottle of sleeping tablets, on the label was: WARNING – may cause drowsiness.
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