Joke of the day for December 30

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance.

But, when she went to visit her mother for two weeks, she returned overjoyed to find beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen.

A few days later, a neighbor came over to visit. After admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor said…

“All of us were so glad the fire your husband had while you were gone was confined to the kitchen!”

Source: Clean Joke of the Day

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