Joke of the day for January 12
A man whose wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up later to see if it had come yet.
He rang up and the nurse said “it’s a girl but theres another one on the way.”
he rang again later and the nurse said “it’s another girl but there’s another coming.”
he rang once more and the nurse said “it’s a boy but there’s another coming.”
He couldn’t stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. He asked “how many did we get, mate?”
The person said “198 all out… and the last one was a duck.”