Joke of the day for January 31

Last week, Vicky, a distraught wife went to the local police station in Wigan, Lancashire, along with her next-door neighbour, Pauline, to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.

Vicky described him clearly and in detail, ‘He is 35 years old, 6 feet 4 inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is softly-spoken and is fabulous with the children.

Pauline interrupts her protesting, ‘Why Vicky, your husband is 5 feet 8 inches, corpulent, bald, has a big mouth, and is horrid to your children.

Vicky replied, with a sigh, ‘Yes, but who wants HIM back?’

Source: Will and Guy’s Jokes

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