Joke of the day for February 6
This fellow goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The dealer sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it would cut through 100 trees in one day.
The fellow takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After working for 3 hours he only cut 2 trees. “How can I cut for hours and only cut two trees?” he asks himself.
The next morning he gets up at 4am and cuts until bedtime, but still only manages to cut five trees.
The very next day the fellow brings the chainsaw back to the store and says the saw doesn’t work properly.
“Hmm, it looks okay,” says the dealer, and starts the chainsaw.
The fellow jumps back, startled, and cries, “What’s that noise?”
Source: Just Clean Jokes
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