Joke of the day for February 11

It seems in this day and time you can’t go into an area dominated by a woman without detecting the ‘aroma’ (odorous terribilis) of some kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from ‘Boysenberry Vanilla Potpourri’ to ‘Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate’. Sometimes it gives me a headache!

Well, it’s about time men had their own scented candles. Below you will find a few scents men would appreciate.

SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN

’62 Chevy truck – Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it’s your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Baseball Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint

Source: Good Clean Fun

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