Joke of the day for February 18

Have you ever telephoned a company’s technical support number to get a problem solved? Well I did recently, but it didn’t go very well…

Ring…. Ring…. Ring…. Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…
Ring…. Ring…. Ring…. Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…
Ring…. Ring…. Ring…. Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…

Automated Answer (finally):

“Thank you for calling Technical Support.”

“All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician.”

Hold music… Hold music… Hold music… Hold music…
Hold music… Hold music… Hold music… Hold music…
Hold music… Hold music… Hold music… Hold music…
Hold music… Hold music… Hold music… Hold music…

Ring… (All right! They must be transferring me…) Ring…

“The waiting time is now estimated at between 15 minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit product identification number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security purposes, it is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind. Do it now.”

Source: Clean Joke of the Day

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