Joke of the day for April 9
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper found two finches that had dropped dead from old age. He picked them up and placed them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he put the sack in his wheelbarrow and moved on to the next cage.
When he reached the primate cage he found two chimps who have also died of natural causes. “Waste not, want not” he said as he put them in the sack with the finches.
Later at feeding time, he flipped the animals from the sack into the lions cage.
“Oh no!!” roared the lion… “Not finch and chimps again!”