Joke of the day for April 12

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said,

‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

With even greater emphasis he said,

‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

Sermon complete, he sat down…

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing…

‘For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365..

‘Shall We Gather at the River’

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