Joke of the day for April 14
A guy going into a restaurant wearing is met by a waiter who tells him he must wear a tie to eat there. The guy goes out to his car and looks around for a necktie. He doesn’t have one.
He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to tie a smart looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant where the waiter stares at his tie for a moment and then says, “Well, OK, I guess you can come in – just don’t start anything.”