Joke of the day for April 19

Many years ago, my friend worked for a large business. It was his lifetime employment, but he wasn’t happy there. He wanted to go into business for himself. He saved his money and finally had enough so that he could quit and start his own business.

A few years later, I was on vacation passing through the town where my friend’s business was located. I stopped by for a visit. I said to him, “I heard that the first year is the hardest for a new business.”

“Yeah, the first year was pretty rough, but we’re doing pretty well now. In fact, I’m getting to where I only have to work half a day.”

“Wow! That’s pretty nice! Maybe I should think about going into business for myself.”

“Yeah, and the nicest part of it is that it doesn’t matter which twelve hours you work.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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