Joke of the day for April 25

A man was on trial for robbing a convenience store. He didn’t like the job his attorney was doing, so he fired him and represented himself. He was doing a fine job until the manager of the store got to the stand. When she identified him as the robber, he jumped up and yelled, “You’re lying! I should have shot you!!!”

He paused, wide-eyed, then added, “Uh, if I had been the one that was there.”

It took the jury only 20 minutes to find him guilty.

Source: Good Clean Fun

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