Joke of the day for April 26

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.

“This is the last time” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!”

Source: Travel Jokes