Joke of the day for May 7
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When every thing’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, some days the statue.
Keep your words soft and sweet — in case you have to eat them.
Always read books that will make you look good if you die before you finish.
If you lend someone a small amount of money and never see him again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
Because it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some dull, some have weird names, all are different colours — but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Save the earth — It’s the only planet with chocolate.
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