Joke of the day for May 10

A wife calls her husband on his cell phone and asks, “Where in God’s green earth are you?!?”

“Darling, you remember that jewelry store where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?”

“Oh, yes!! I remember that, my love!!”

“I’m in the bar right next to that shop …”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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