Joke of the day for May 11

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, ‘Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.’

‘Good’, my dad quickly replied. ‘Wash it again.’

Source: Will and Gu’s Funny Clean Jokes