Joke of the day for May 24

The nouveau-riche real-estate developer splurged on a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow and couldn’t wait to show it off. So after a meeting with the bank, he offered one of the senior officers a ride home.

“Whaddaya think?” he couldn’t resist asking his passenger after a mile or two. “Pretty classy, eh? I bet you’ve never ridden in one of these before.”

“Actually, I have,” replied the banker graciously, “but this is the first time in the front seat.”