Joke of the day for May 25

After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step aside by a man who announced, “Step back please! I’ve had a course in first aid and I’m trained in CPR.”

The woman watched his procedures for a few moments, then tapped him on the shoulder.

“When you get to the part about calling a doctor,” she said, “I’m already here!”