Joke of the day for June 3

Cautionary notices on packaging is good source of humour, here are 10 of our best examples:
1. Suitable for outdoor use. Found on a rain gauge.
2. For use by trained personnel only. On a can of air freshener.
3. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a box of rat poison.
4. Warning: High in sodium. On a salt cellar.
5. Remove the plastic wrapper. The instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn.
6. Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone. On a box of pills.
7. Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
8. Use like regular soap. On a bar of soap.
9. This product is not to be used in bathrooms. On a bathroom heater.
10. Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants. On a bag of cat biscuits.

Source: Will and Guy’s Funny Clean Jokes

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