Joke of the day for June 5

Never judge a book by its movie. JW Eagan

From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx

Why didn’t the thief burgle the library?
Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.

How come the librarian slipped and fell in the library?
Because she strayed into the non-friction section.

What did one book say to the other one?
I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.

What do you do if pet starts eating your library book?
Take the words right out of their mouth.

I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen

Source: Will and Guy’s Funny Clean Jokes

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