Joke of the day for June 25

Groom-to-be to his fiancee: “$6,800 for a dress that’s only going to be worn ONCE? What’s up with THAT?!”

“Who says it’s only going to be worn once?”

“Oh? You’re planning to get married again? Gee, thanks.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“You know you can’t wear white the second time, anyway.”

“No, but I do hope to have a daughter. She’ll wear it on her wedding day. And she’ll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom.”

“I’ll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress.”

“Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!”

“Then why don’t you wear hers?”

“Who wants to get married in THAT old thing?”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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