Joke of the day for July 3

We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress, “I’ll have the 24.”

“Uh, Jim,” I whispered, “that’s the price, not the meal number.”

“Oh,” he said. “In that case give me the 12.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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