Joke of the day for July 13

An elementary school teacher, wanting to point out proper behavior, was asking the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.

“Don’t play with your food,” one second-grader cited.

“Don’t be loud,” said another, and so on.

“And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?” the teacher inquired of one little boy.

Without batting an eye, the child replied, “Order something cheap.”

Source: Just Clean Jokes

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