Joke of the day for July 17

Helping her mom sort clothes into “save” and “give away” piles, the six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt.

“What’s this?” she asked.

“It’s a garter belt,” the mom said. Seeing that meant nothing to her, mom added, “It’s for holding up stockings.”

“Ah,” she said, carefully placing it in the “save” pile, “we’ll use it next Christmas Eve.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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