Joke of the day for August 20

I was walking to lunch with my friend Tristan and discussing the need to start an exercise program. A mutual friend, Chris, joined us on the walk and after listening to Tristan and I talk about fitness, Chris said, “I’m exercising every day.”

“You’re exercising?” we asked. “Daily?”

“Yeah!” he replied. “I swim after work on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. And I run on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”

We stopped walking, and I asked Chris, “How long have you been doing this?”

“Oh, I don’t start until next week!” he replied.

Source: Good Clean Fun

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