Joke of the day for September 19
After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more than a little nervous, I took a front row seat in my first class in over 40 years, a literature course.
The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books over the course of the semester, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose.
He ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book, and began “Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook…”
I was working feverishly to get down all the names, when I felt a tap on my shoulder.
The student behind me whispered, “Slow down! He’s just taking attendance!”
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