Joke of the day for September 30

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

A sign on the elevator door:
“This elevator is out of whack.” Later someone had penciled in, “More whack is on order.”

In a non-smoking area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and we will put you out.”

Seen During A Conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Source: ButlerWebs

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