Joke of the day for October 3
In A Safari Park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
At a propane filling station:
“Tank heaven for little grills.”
Message On A Leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
At The Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
On A Scientist’s Door:
On A Taxidermist’s Window:
“We really know our stuff.”
Outside A Hotel:
“Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
In the front yard of a funeral home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
At A Farmer’s Field:
“The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.”
On A Billboard – Ad For A Safe Company:
“If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault.”
Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned.
By order of the District Council.
Sign spotted on the back window of a small car being pulled by a motor home:
“I go where I’m towed.”
On a fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
At a car dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
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